More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck...
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Dog Jokes
Insurance Claim Forms
TRUE EXTRACTS FROM UK INSURANCE CLAIM FORMS:
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I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone....
I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone....
Philosophies
Always take the time to smell the roses...and ...
Redneck Etiquette
- Redneck Driving Etiquette -
Dim your headli...
Gold prospecting
A prospector on his first trip to Alaska met a...
House Fire
A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the h...
Middle of the road
What's the difference between a dead dog in th...
I would have been
I would have been your dad But the dog beat me...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elb...
The dog ate it!
"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin s...
Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the l...
Riddle me this!
Take the test...NO CHEATING!
What does:
A w...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my m...
Helen Keller's Problem
Q: Why does Helen Keller's mother think that H...
Dog Trap.
You might just be a redneck if your porch coll...
Smart dog
A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were argu...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should:
1. AQ...
AOL Addition Messages
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do yo...
The Oakland Raiders
A man walked into an Oakland bar with a dachsh...
Legless Dog
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't ...
Tooth Fairy's Form Letter
Dear:
Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under...
Blind Skydiving
A blind man was describing his favorite sport ...
The Dead Dog
There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and ...
Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of...
Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of thes...