If progress is technology moving forward,then what is congress? Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes? What if C-A-T really spelled DOG? How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are? If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"?
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