Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?

Q: What do you give a dog with a fever? A: Must...

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vend...

Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate movie?

Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate m...

It's out!

It's out! Brand new edition of... You know you'...

A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night.

A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dar...

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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roa...

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company.

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Dobe...

Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog?

Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain...

Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common...

Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common...

I am very detail-oreinted.

I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and foc...

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

What do a telephone and a dog have in common? T...

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog n...

Once upon a time there was a blonde.

Once upon a time there was a blonde. She had lo...

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy!

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk...

A woman took her dog to the vet.

A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, I th...