A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner? Absolutely, the lawyer responded. The butcher immediately shot back, Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning. The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer. The contents read Consultation: $25.00.
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