Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admire the animal.

A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stoppe...

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy!

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk...

A blind man walks into a department store with a seeing-eye dog.

A blind man walks into a department store with ...

Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a buil...

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool.

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and f...

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes.

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blon...

A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and he goes home.

A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and ...

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some Polish Sausage.

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You ...

There was a typical blond.

There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde...

Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job? A...

What do you say when a dog runs away?

What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog-gone!

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about...

What is a Cat?

What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rar...

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he coul...

My dog has no nose.

My dog has no nose. That's terrible! How does h...