Old Boxer A cop walking his usual beat sees an old man pulling a box on a leash, down a busy street. Poor man, the cop thinks to himself. I'd better go humor him. That' a nice dog you got there, says the cop to the old man. It isn't a dog, it's a box, replies the old man. Oh, I'm sorry, says the policeman, I thought you were simple-minded. The old man walks past the cop, then turns to his box, and says, We sure fooled him that time, didn't we, Rover?
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