The Blind Man A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.
The Blind Man A blind man with a seeing eye dog...
Dog Jokes
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked ...
What do a telephone and a dog have in common?
What do a telephone and a dog have in common? T...
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1. I started with nothing. I still have most of...
To a person in the US, it is anybody from the South.
To a person in the US, it is anybody from the S...
A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery was on a three week tour through the hinterlands of southern Arkansas and was visiting one particular farmer.
A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery...
A woman took her dog to the vet.
A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, I th...
Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take awa...
Chuck Norris house trained his dog by 1 roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris house trained his dog by 1 roundho...
Q: What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?
Q: What does Shakespeare say when he is angry w...
Inoculations A client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming.
Inoculations A client brought a litter of golde...
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA ...
The buddhist walks up to the hot dog vendor and tells him to make me one with everything.
The buddhist walks up to the hot dog vendor and...
Why did the dog roll down the hill?
Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t h...
Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled race by pulling a sled load of 16 dogs, 800 pounds of supplies and with a dead sperm whale chained behind it.
Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled r...
Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog v...
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yar...
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, ...
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
The Americans and Russians at the height of the...
A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar.
A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a ...
There were two retired racehorses living in a pasture.
There were two retired racehorses living in a p...
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
What kind of dog can jump higher than a buildin...