Mitt Romney is so rich, he has someone to stir up his fruit on the bottom.
Mitt Romney is so rich, he has someone to stir ...
Dog Jokes
The Man and the Dog There is an old story about the data center of the future.
The Man and the Dog There is an old story about...
Good Pedigree The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center.
Good Pedigree The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppe...
You're Not Old Unless You Can Remember...
You're Not Old Unless You Can Remember... Being...
Mrs.
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her ...
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.
A first grade teacher collected well known prov...
My dog has no nose.
My dog has no nose. That's terrible! How does h...
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yar...
Borrowing Our four children, always on the go, frequently communicate with each other by leaving notes around the house telling where they've gone, what they're doing, or whatever.
Borrowing Our four children, always on the go, ...
Dog Words The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word dog in front of them: dogrose, dogwood, dog violet.
Dog Words The teacher was telling the class abo...
Things I've Learned From My Children 01.
Things I've Learned From My Children 01. A king...
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once a...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its ...
There were two retired racehorses living in a pasture.
There were two retired racehorses living in a p...
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1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in...
Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic?
Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dysle...
It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards.
It's time once again to consider the candidates...
Q: What do you say when a dog runs away?
Q: What do you say when a dog runs away? A: Dog...
Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
Q: What bone will a dog never eat? A: A trombone.
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey.
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders ...
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West.
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the ...
What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?
What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with...
A little girl asked her Mom, Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
A little girl asked her Mom, Mom, may I take th...
A family is driving in their car on a holiday.
A family is driving in their car on a holiday. ...