A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck, the fire fighter says with admiration. Thanks, says the little boy. As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. Little partner, the fire fighter says, I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. The little boy says, You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.