A man sees a dog mauling a small girl...
...and runs over to help. After the girl gets a...
Dog Jokes
What is the difference between a man and a dog?
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
The passengers on a small plane are quite surprised the when the pilots arrive.
The passengers on a small plane are quite surpr...
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if ther...
Just got a gift for my dog.
I bought my dog a cute toy from the pet shop an...
A man walks into a bar carrying a dog...
The dog has no legs. The bartender looks at the...
Triplets
One night a woman pregnant with triplets gets m...
Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and a veterinarian?
He has a sign on his door: “Either way, you get...
Notes To The Rural Milkman Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.
Notes To The Rural Milkman Dear Milkman, I've j...
The Best Lie A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.
The Best Lie A clergyman was walking down the s...
25.
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm K...
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're...
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're...
25.
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm K...
Things You WON'T Hear Down South I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Things You WON'T Hear Down South I'll take Shak...
There was a typical blond.
There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde...
True or False 1.
True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more...
Things You Would NEVER Hear A Redneck Say I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex Duct tape won't fix that.
Things You Would NEVER Hear A Redneck Say I'll ...
Life's Observations 1.
Life's Observations 1. Marriage changes passion...
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a priv...
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.
A first grade teacher collected old, well known...
We Deliver The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return.
We Deliver The owner of a small deli was being ...
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class.
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had tw...
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a...
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail, but I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash ...