The buddhist walks up to the hot dog vendor and tells him to make me one with everything. ...The vendor gives him a hot dog and the buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill. After a moment of waiting, the buddhist asks, Where's my change? The vendor smiles and says, Ahh, change must come from within.
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