Triplets

One night a woman pregnant with triplets gets mugged for her purse. She fights back and the guy shoots her three times in the stomach. At the hospital the doctors tell her that she'll be fine and so will her unborn daughters and son, but that they couldn't remove the bullets without harming the babies. Thirteen years later, one of the girls comes into her mom's room crying. The mom asks her what's wrong, and the girl says still crying, Mom I just peed out a bullet! The mom tell her daughter the story they hug and everything is fine. A few weeks later the other daughter comes in crying and says mom is just went o the bathroom and a bullet came out. So she tells the story, they hug and everything is fine. Another few weeks go by and the son comes into his moms room crying, and the mom says, "I know what happened, you were in the bathroom and a bullet came out." the son says "no I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."