We Deliver The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. Why don't you people leave me alone? the deli owner said. I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year...and you want to know how I made $80,000? It's not your income that bothers us, the agent said. It's these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife. Oh, that, the owner said smiling. Didn't I mention? We deliver anywhere...
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