I don't understand this whole running fad that's going on. Everyman and his dog these days seems to be entering marathons.
I don't enjoy running for the same reasons I don't drink. Yeah sure you get a sweet buzz during it, but I know as soon as I'm done I'm going to want to throw up and then eat a kebab.
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