After a few blocks the dog stops walking to enthusiastically lick his own butt.
"Dad, why is Max licking like that?"
"Well son, do you remember how we gave him our scraps after dinner?"
"He's just trying to get the taste of your mother's meatloaf out of his mouth."
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