Two guys are hiking in the woods and see a deep hole in the ground. They decide to see how deep it is by throwing a rock into it but don't hear anything. They throw a bigger rock but still don't hear it hit bottom.
Finally, they decide to throw in a huge log that's next to the hole. As the log falls in suddenly a dog rushes past them and jumps into the hole. As they look at each other, a man comes up and says "Excuse me gents, have you seen my dog? I tied him up next to a big log here."
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