walks into a saloon and takes a seat by himself. The barkeep walks over nervously and says "What can I get'cha, stranger?"
"Beer" the dog growls.
As the barkeep gets the beer he asks "so I don't think I've ever seen you here. Mind if I ask what brings you into town?"
"I'm looking for the no good cur who shot my pa"
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