A man wakes up to find a gorilla on his roof. The gorilla was up there dancing away having the time of his life. The man no idea how to get the gorilla down, so he got the phone book out and sure enough found gorilla remover, called and the guy said he could be there in 30 minutes. Like the man promised he arrived in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover looked at the problem and knew exactly what to do. He went to the back of his truck to get supplies out. He got out a ladder, rope, net and a shot gun. And then pulled out a rusty old dented up crate that the owner heard snarling and snapping from. The owner asked what was in the crate. That's jojo my dog. What I'm going to do is release jojo then climb up there and net the gorilla and knock him off the roof to the ground here. When he lands on the grass jojo is trained to run to the gorilla and bite him in his privates and keep him busy so I can tie him up. He handed the owner of the house a shotgun. The owner asked what the shotgun was for. The gorilla remover said: If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot jojo.
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