Since it's not her first language, she converses here and there with the cabbie in broken English all the while petting her small Yorkshire terrier, Peter.
Finally arriving at her destination, the cabbie speaks up: "That'll be $24.50."
The woman sets her dog on the seat next to her and pulls out her wallet, retrieving both a twenty and a five dollar bill before handing it to the man. "You have change?"
The cabbie is obviously a little upset at the woman for not even allowing him the fifty cents as a tip. Being a somewhat heavy-set man, he leans back and to the side in order to access his pocket and retrieve two quarters for the woman.
At that moment, Peter begins to scratch furiously, his back leg relieving an itch. The woman looks surprised and exclaims. "Uh oh, you got a flea on you, Peter?"
The irritated cabbie sighs and glares into the rear view mirror. "No ma'am, just digging for your change."
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