The first man called his wife over and handed her a present. It was an expensive diamond ring. She hugged him and gave him a kiss.
The second man went to the car and carried in a box. It was a massage chair. His wife came over and was ecstatic.
The third man had no present, and his wife wasn't even there. The others were confused. "Where's your wife?" One of the men asked.
The third man says, "My wife said she wanted a dog for Christmas.....So, I cheated on her."
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