Which aisle is the Ukrainian sausage in?
A customer asks, "In what aisle will I find the...
Dog Jokes
Kids
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students ...
THE AMAZING HEALTH COMPUTER
One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My ...
Why is OP's dog never satisfied?
They don't do liver
What was Helen Keller's dog's name?
Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!
A hungover man looking to forget the night before...
Walks into his local spirits shop and proceeds ...
A girl went to the village shaman
She asked him "I saw a dog in my dream and he w...
Policeman stops car on highway...
Only to see dog behind the wheel with man sitti...
How do you make a dead dog shake?
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
The magic Dog
A man goes to a casting show for talents with h...
One knight a king, a queen, and a dog sailed on a boat. The queen and king fell off and drowned. The dog tried to rescue them but was eaten by a shark. Who survived?
The knight.
(It's a better oral joke since kni...
A man goes to the zoo,
As he walks around he see's only one animal, a ...
A Poem
Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
Lol, I'm a ...
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream "Prejudice" these days....
"Nationality Bias"
A customer asked, "In what a...
I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog...
It was a Shih Tzu.
A 3 legged dog walking into an Old West bar. He says...
I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw.
what do you get?
What do you get if you mix up an agnostic, a dy...
My dog can speak English.
My dog can speak English.
When I ask him how h...
Have you seen the new Asian cookbook?
"How to wok your dog."
Credit goes to my frien...
The whole "Pavlov's Dog Experiment" is such a load of bunk I'm sick of people bringing it up...
...at this point just *hearing* the name "Pavlo...
I want to get a dog and name it Syndrome.
So that every time he gets on my couch, I can y...
Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?
All of them are adopted