The expecting mother had a kidney stone during her pregnancy of her daughter but the stone somehow moved into the fetus, it lived in the girl until she was 12 when it came out during a pee.
She had another daughter and the same thing happened with the kidney stone and again she had a pee at 12 and it came out.
She then had a boy and again he had her kidney stone and when he was 12...."Mom! you'll never guess what happened?"
"Did you pee out the kidney stone?"
"What? no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
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