A dog is sitting at the Poland/Czechslovakia border. He sees a friend crossing the border. "Hey, what are you doing in Poland today?" His friend replies, "In Poland, I can get real meat to eat!" "Well, then, why are you returning to Czechslovakia?" "Because in Czechslovakia, I can bark!'
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