I told my dog to sit . . .
. . . but he half-assed it.
Dog Jokes
What does Helen Keller call her dog?
Nothing. She's dead.
A buddhist walks up to a Hot Dog vendor
The buddhist says: "Make me one with everything"
A 3 legged dog walks into a bar
Did you hear about the 3 legged dog who walked ...
I had a dog that always used to chase people on motorcycles
In the end I had to take the keys off him
Are you hot, dawg?
Funniest dog joke I tell my pet beagle every ho...
What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?
Deciding which to tell people first.
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there reall...
When I get a dog
I'm going to name it syndrome
I told my dog to "Lie."
He said "Meow."
Now I don't know what to do.
Dealing with a Barking Dog
A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listeni...
I think my girlfriend might have an eating disorder
I threw her onto the bed last night and my dog ...
A blind man and his guide dog go into a supermarket
He picks the dog up by the tail and starts swin...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter he ain't commin
The Canine Applicant
A local business was looking for office help. ...
A ________ walks into a bar...
Horse - bartender says "why the long face?"
Te...
BLIND PILOTS
An airliner is fully boarded and ready to push-...
Blonde finds that her house has been burglarized...
A blonde woman returns from work to see that he...
A Ferdinand Feghoot "shaggy dog" story
Ferdinand Feghoot was a character used by Scien...
What do you call a dog with a great sense of humor?
A Chihuahahaha.
What did the bun say to the hot dog?
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will ...
The police came to my house earlier and said my dog has chased someone on a bike.
I said, "You must be joking. My dog hasn't got ...
An American dog, a Polish dog, and a Russian dog were all having a visit...
And the American dog was telling them about how...