I once had a dog named Tax...
Every time I opened the front door, Income Tax!
Dog Jokes
i have been trying to teach my dog to speak English....
but his skills are ruff
When is a dog not a dog?
When it is pure bread.
Told to me by a friend.
The intelligent and the idiot
One day, an intelligent man and an idiot decide...
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A person who stays up all night wondering if th...
I bought a dog from a blacksmith today
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for th...
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experime...
I went to the zoo today, and the only animal it had was a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu.
What is the difference between a cop and a box of chocolates?
Nothing. They'll both kill your dog.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it wouldn't come anyway.
My Favorite Fairy Tale
The dog who cried woof
It's just hit me !!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his...
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whethe...
Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?
because fetch is not going to happen.
What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?
Linda McCartney
My dog kept digging holes in the back yard...
..so I hide all the shovels
Getting a dog next week, i'm naming him Peeve
It's my Pet Peeve
What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?
I'm the wiener!
You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis?
*YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*
Guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Give me somet...
The only good thing about being a chemist...
Is that no one knows what I'm doing with my dog...
A man takes his Great Dane to the vet
The vet picks the dog up and inspects him and s...
Walking the Dog... Who says dads can't think on their feet? And the innocence of little kids ...
A little girl asked her Mom,
"Mom, may I take t...