Where did the dog find her husband?
At the Groomers!
Dog Jokes
Did you hear about the lady who ate her dog?
She said it tasted like bark.
My friend owns a zoo...
My friend owns a zoo but the only animal is a t...
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if th...
I told a wild dog to go away...
It dingo anywhere.
somebody took my dog while we were waiting in line at the vet
i cried out "Somebody stole my Spot!!"
What has two legs and is covered in blood?
Half a dog.
A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac...
lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
Place urine sample here for diagnosis. [Long Joke]
A man walks into a doctor's surgery with a sore...
There was once a zoo that only had one animal: a dog.
It was a pretty Shitzu.
What do you call a Thor Dog?
A Thorgi: http://shpws.me/Ccuc
I went to a zoo one time and all they had was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
Went to the dog car dealership.
I could tell the salespeople were friendly, sin...
How do dog catchers get paid?
By the Pound!
What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?
A person who stays up all night wondering if th...
The landlord said "no pets allowed"...
...and the sound of barking brought him to her ...
Guy comes into my bar and wants any beer but a stinkin Budweiser.
So I pour him a Coors light.
He slams it down ...
Did you haer about the dyslexic insomniac atheist?
He would spend all night long awake thinking ab...
Getting into the pub with your dog
Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot d...
I tried to use the bury a dog above a body trick
the graveyard employee didnt let me
Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus?
He stole the show.
Dealing with a Barking Dog
Dealing with a Barking Dog
A blonde & her husba...
COMPUTER DIAGNOSIS
One day Bill complained to his friend that his ...
Me and snoop dog worked together.
It was a joint project