An American dog, a Polish dog, and a Russian dog were all having a visit...

And the American dog was telling them about how things were like in this country. "You bark, and you bark long enough, someone comes along and gives you some meat."
The Polish dog says, "What's meat?"
The Russian dog says, "What's bark?"

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