A guy walks into a bar and says, "Give me something to drink just no vodka."
The bartender asks, "Why? That's your typical drink of choice."
The man replies, "Because last night I got drunk and blew Chunks."
The bartender says, "Well, it's normal to blow chunks if you drink too much.
The man says, "No, Chunks is my dog."
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