As he was watering his lawn, he noticed a hearse coming down the street followed by another hearse. Behind the second hearse was a man walking a dog, and behind them were like 15 guys walking in a single file line.
The guy watering his lawn walks up to the man with the dog and asks what happened.
"My wife was killed by this dog."
"Wow, I'm so sorry to hear that," replied the guy. "Why is there a second hearse?" he asked.
"Well this dog also killed my mother-in-law shortly after."
The guy thinks for a second and then asks the man if he can borrow the dog.
The man replies, "Get in line."
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