Man: Give it to me straight doc how long do I have left?
Doctor: Its not looking good... you have about 8...
Man: WHAT!? 8?? 8 what? 8 years? 8 months? 8 weeks? I'm too young to go! Please what can we do!?!?
Doctor: umm..... 4... 3....2..
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