A husband and wife, both in their 80's, visit their doctor and complain of short-term memory loss.
After listening, the doctor suggests that they may want to write down the things they would like to remember. The couple agree that this would be a good idea.
A few days go by and the husband and wife are in bed late one evening when the wife says she could go for a bowl of ice cream. The husband volunteers to go down to the kitchen and dish it up.
"Do you think you should write it down like the doctor said?" the wife asks.
"No, I think I can remember a bowl of ice cream," replies the husband, as he heads downstairs.
After a few minutes the husband comes through the door and presents his wife with a platter of bacon and eggs.
"I knew this would happen!" she exclaimed. "You forgot my toast!"
Submitted by yisman
Edited by Curtis
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.