Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two nights.

Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two n...

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup...

Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician.

Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a ne...

Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.

Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. ...

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you...

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's...

Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor?

Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? O...

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special car...

What's the matter with your dinner ?

What's the matter with your dinner ? Can you de...

Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself.

Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talki...

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. Doc, I need...

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. O...

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. ...

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis?

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with a...

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone...

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot wi...