Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.

Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do ...

Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.

Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. T...

Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly!

Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly...

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Si...

Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive.

Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down...

Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.

Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fight...

Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!

Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Ho...

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You...

Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.

Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to liv...

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. What's co...

Great news, Mr.

Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist repo...

A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. Doc, I keep havin...

Fred: Why are you so upset?

Fred: Why are you so upset? Harry: My wife intr...

Doctor !

Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I ha...

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing ...