Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a v...
Doctor Jokes
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a par...
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs.
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot d...
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, th...
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospita...
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? '...
Doctor Sawbones speaking.
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfr...
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. Look...
Cake with Candles
Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I ea...
Tweetment Needed
PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted...
Texting your doctor
Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the Vascu...
My Daily Regimen
My doctor took one look at my gut and refused ...
Good Riddance to Dumb Patients
I sent a reminder to a client that it was time ...
You’re Not Wrong…
ER DOCTOR: So, what brings you here?
PATIENT: A...
No Bedside Manner
I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This...
My Son’s #1 Concern
When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cu...
The Real Meaning of “An Apple A Day”…
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospit...
A Risk For All Seasons
My mother was rushed to the hospital following...
My Daily Regimen
My doctor took one look at my gut and refused ...
Colonoscopy Small Talk
Colonoscopies are important medical procedures ...
PLEASE Don't Administer Orally
My teenage patient’s mother was concerned. “He ...
A Familiar Patient
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’...
I’m on The Eraser Diet!
When I stepped on the scale at my doctor’s off...
The One About The Fishermen and The Angel
Three guys are fishing when an angel appears.
T...
A Poor Ex-Spleen Nation
A medical student was told to remove the spleen...