A guy goes to the doctor's to get his eyes checked.
"Doctor, doctor," he says, "I've got a big problem. I've got double vision. I'm seeing two of everything!"
The doctor takes off his glasses and thinks for a moment. Then he says, "Do all four of you have the same problem?"
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