Doctor: What are your feelings about your father?
Joe: I don’t have any feelings.
Doctor: What are your feelings about your mother?
Joe: I don't have any feelings.
Doctor: You have no feelings for your mother or father? Why?
Joe: I'm an orphan.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.