A guy goes in to his proctologist for a colonoscopy. The doctor has the camera up there, watching the video on the screen. The doctor says, "At this point in the process, it's normal to experience an erection."
The guys says, "But, doctor, I don't have an erection."
The doctor says, "I wasn't talking about *you*."
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