...to get his car fixed. After leaving the shop withe the vehicle as good as new a few days go by and he gets a phone call. The mechanic is on the other end and asks for him to bring the car back.
The guy pulls into the shop and the mechanic pops the hood and pulls a tool out, then closing the hood.
The guy immediately responds- "if you were a doctor...I'd sue you for malpractice! "
The mechanic replied " if I was a doctor....I'd charge you for having to go back in!".
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