The doctor says that next time she comes home, open a bud light, take a swig and keep it in his mouth as long as possible without swallowing. Husband says ok and heads home Two days later he is back and tells the doctor that it work amazingly, his wife came home drunk, so he grabbed the bud light, took as swig and kept it in his mouth for nearly ten minutes, his wife didn't hit her once! Doctor looks at him and says "amazing what happens when you keep your mouth shut"
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