Dirty-jokes Jokes

Dirty-jokes Jokes

No Legs, Ditch


What do you call a guy with no arms and no leg...

In your Face!!!


A kid is walking down the road, when a car pul...

Daz


Tiger Woods was teeing up on the first hole of...

The Pepsi plane crash...


There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying ove...

What's happening in the bedroom


A husband and wife and their two sons are watc...

The afair


a doctor was hhaving an afair with his wife an...

Helen Keller


How do you confuse the heck out of Helen Kelle...

Flower Mix Up


I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Fl...

Shut up pig


There is a lady laying in bed.


At about mid...

apil fools!


a lady was giving birth to a baby on the kitch...

Little Johnny's Breakfast


Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to break...

Only A Head


Nine months to the day following their wedding...

Helen Keller


Question: What does Helen Keller do with the o...

Farts


Q: Why do farts smell?


A: So deaf people can...

Problem farter


A woman goes into the doctors office and says ...

Give me head


if i flip a coin what the chance of me geting ...

Getting high


how do you get high in the sea?


sea weed!

Golf Lessons


One day, a man came home from work very anxiou...

Penguins &Seals


There was a penguin that was driving his car o...

Helen Keller


Q: How Do You Confuse Helen Keller?
A: Rear...

Suspicion: Men doing push-ups in long grass....


Suspicion: Men doing push-ups in long grass.

Mental health


A transcript of the new answering service rece...

Mental Hospital


Dr. Jones, the head psychiatrist at the local ...

What is... ?


What�s brown and white, lives in the forest an...

Embarrass an archeologist


How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him...