The ugly dress
You know what would look better on you then th...
Dirty-jokes Jokes
You soooo ugly ......
you so ugly ya mamma had to tie a pork chop ar...
Constipation
Did you hear about the constipated mathematici...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts ...
Great idea !
hey heres an idea! why dont you go try to fall...
Doctors Perks
Dave had felt guilty all day long. No matter h...
Sperm Count
An 80 year old couple decide they want kids ag...
head nurse
Question-If you go to a hospital how would you...
Dr Jones
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...
Best Friend
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and...
Knowing When You'
Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exa...
Q. When is a pixie
Q. When is a pixie not a pixie?
A. When he's ...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Milwalkee and...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, ...
Teacher's Pet
On the last day of kindergarten, all the child...
A man walks into a
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pac...
A Definite Definition
A teacher decides that she is going to teach h...
A Close Shave
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While ...
Whats the difference...
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?....
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come ou...
Maxi Pad to the Fart
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? You are...
Like a glove
Doc,Doc!!! iv got a problem. Well out with it ...
Monica Lewinsky
What do Monica Lewinsky and a coke machine hav...
Policemen in Heaven
St Peter is standing at Heaven's gate when a m...
Purchase problems
A little old lady went to the grocery store to...