I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend.I found out later that the flower shop got the cards mixed up. They sent the card to the guy who was moving that said, "Deepest Condolences," and sent the card to the funeral home that said, "I know it's hot where you're going, but you deserve it!
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