Back Wheels
One day timmy and jane were in the woods and t...
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Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the...
Saddam's Code
Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?
A: Nata...
head nurse
Question-If you go to a hospital how would you...
Mustard -- A Tragic
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thi...
When a man and a woman get married they need...
When a man and a woman get married they need a...
Health Inspector
The City Health Inspector walks into a new res...
Two old ladies
two old ladies were sat in the cafe drinking c...
Nasty Tampons
This 14 year old girl was to lazy to throw awa...
Aids
What's the definition of AIDS?
Anally Inject...
money storie
a girl was sitting on a bench at school when s...
Incurable Disease
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells ...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad success...
Irritated Crotch
A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's off...
Mental Health
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotli...
Prostitutes
last night 3 prostitutes escaped from jail one...
Wrong choice!
A woman sudenly woke up at 2 in the morning, w...
Your Momma Is So Fat
Your momma is so fat that she thought that the...
finger paint
Q: What do lesbians do on their period?
A: F...
Farting on the Bus
Scene: A crowded city bus.Fat Lady: "PTPTPTPTP...
Milking The Cows
A young man was staying on a farm with his unc...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One ...
Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh ...
Star ship enterprise
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterpri...