What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?
A T-Bone!!!!
Dinosaur Jokes
Which dinosaur will never be discovered?
The Clitaurus
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-think-he-saurus :) !! Lol
What do you ca...
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry?
A bronto-sore-ass
Who has scene a dinosaur?
No one! They're extinct!
What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?
The bronthesaurus.
The dinosaur at the museum
A guy is visiting a museum and he sees a dinosa...
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A Dinosnore!
PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever.
Why did the dinosaur eat the baby???
It didn't. Humans did not appear until after th...
Who do you call a really thin dinosaur?
Tyranosaurus Annorex
How do you kill a vampire dinosaur?
You stakeasaurus.
What do you call a British dinosaur?
A tea rex.
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual?
A megasauranus.
What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???
Allahsaurus!
My favorite dinosaur
My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is t...
What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?
...a Cankersaurus!
What do you call a deaf dinosaur?
Anything you like - he can't hear you.
What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?
This calls for Jurastic changes
This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur
They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus
Topical Jokes for 6/13
A woman at an Arizona Burger King found a razo...
Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?
...the Steganosaurus!
And do you know why?
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My Terrible Joke
How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for bre...
My terrible dinosaur joke...
Two dinosaurs are walking across a deserted val...
How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?
Don't know??
Use DINO-MITE