Two friends are hunting deer in the forest when they slip down a hill into a river. They manage to make it to the shoreline but realize that now their guns are waterlogged and useless. They decide to walk back to their car when they stumble upon a bear and her cubs. Realizing they're defenseless and cannot outrun her, they're paralyzed with fear.
Then one of the guys bends down and begins tying his boot laces especially tight. His friend says, "What are you doing? We're doomed! You can't outrun a bear!"
His friend replies, "I know that, but I plan to outrun you."
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