A blond goes into a clothing store and sees a beautiful pair of crocodile boots.
"How much for the boots?" She asked the salesman.
"$400" the salesman replied.
"No way I would pay that much for boots!" exclaimed the blond, as she quickly exited the store.
Later that day, the salesman is driving home after finishing his shift, and sees the blond standing at the edge of the water, with several crocodiles lying on their backs on the shore.
As he watched, amazed, the blond flawlessly flipped another crocodile out of the water...
"Damn, this one isn't wearing boots either!!"
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