Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kan...

What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?

What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fr...

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tensi...

What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a spani...

What do you get from an invisible cow?

What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporat...

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon...

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of a...

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? C...

What do you call explosive cow vomit?

What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud mis...

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener...

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? ...

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A h...

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? ...

What do you call a tired cow?

What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

What do you call a cow with no front legs?

What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean...

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

What do you call a cow who argues with her husb...

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? G...

What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?

What did the mooron say when he saw the milk ca...

What did the cow wear to the football game?

What did the cow wear to the football game? A J...

What did one dairy cow say to another?

What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

What band is a cow favorite?

What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues

That tornado damage your cow barn any?

That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. H...

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk!

I've just discovered a method for making wool o...

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?

If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?...

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what...