Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wa...

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to t...

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pa...

Where does a cow stop to drink?

Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the co...

Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?

Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? ...

When is a farmer like a magician?

When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns...

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a ...

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A...

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

What's a cow's favorite moosical note?

What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

What would you hear at a cow concert?

What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a ...

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

What two members of the cow family go everywher...

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on ...

What is the most important use for cowhide?

What is the most important use for cowhide? To ...

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at t...

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the ...

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle bat...

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna

What has four legs and goes, Oom!

What has four legs and goes, Oom! Oom!? A cow w...

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows...

What goes oo ooo oooo?

What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A ...

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast...