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Cow Jokes
Why do they call it P.M.S.?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cow...
Why was the cow's house empty?
She was moo-ving
What does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What do you call a cow who hates her and other cows hooves?
Lack-toes intolerant!
It's a slow day at work...
A happy cow is laughing stock...
An angry cow is a feminist
What happens to a tipped cow?
They can't MOOve
The sky was blue, the moon was high, we were together, just her and I...
The sky was blue, the moon was high, we were to...
A horse is watching MTV...
As he is watching, a music video for "Purple Ha...
One of Colin Mochrie's many gut busters.
Famous Irish hit-man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy...
What do you call a cow masterbating?
Beef stroganoff
Bath in Milk
Why do you take baths in milk?
I can not find a...
What is the best way to keep milk fresh?
Leave it in the cow.
What are the two dirtiest farm animals?
Brown chicken brown cow!
If you cook a reptilian cow...
it turns into a milk steak
What do you call a happy cow?
Laughing stock.
What do you call a grumpy co...
Two cows standing in a field...
Cow 1: Did you hear about the oubreak of mad co...
A massive, 5 tons ox walks into a bar.
The bartender says "HOLY COW"
A farmer buys a rooster
to service his 200 hens. When he gets the roost...
What do you call a bad cow joke?
Udderly terrible!
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London
The waiter tells them, "Excuse me -- if you wer...
Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon?
The cow never made it.