You've been on a computer to long when you:
1. Double click on a floor button in an elevator.
2. Try to push escape to leave a boring class.
3. Try to call up a different menu when your mom serves meatloaf.
4. Try to brighten up a moniter when the sun goes down.
5. Try to delete your little brother!
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